12:43 pm
10:48 am
pmon3y69:

Doing tinder properly

pmon3y69:

Doing tinder properly

8:44 pm
8:36 pm

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

8:28 pm
8:26 pm

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

8:25 pm
8:22 pm
slugitta:

i can’t breathe

slugitta:

i can’t breathe

7:47 pm

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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7:45 pm

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

7:43 pm
wait what

wait what

6:25 pm
6:21 pm

hotwinger:

hotwinger:

An apple a day does NOT keep the doctor away. I put an apple in my body EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And EVERY SINGLE DAY, it results in a trip to the hospital. Explain to me how that makes sense!

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10:06 am

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

9:51 am

Ohana means spread ya sweet asscheeks

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not okay not okay

nz.