1:35 pm
8:04 am

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

10:50 pm
thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

10:34 pm

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

8:26 pm

vale-decem-fowl:

ididjustsaveyourlife:

perchyjackson:

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

AMEN MOTHERFUCKERS

THANK

One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

8:19 pm
10:44 pm
10:27 pm
thegiveristheshit:

whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

may it rain notes

thegiveristheshit:

whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

may it rain notes

4:35 pm

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

2:47 am

kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

11:21 pm
11:14 pm

team-bara-admin:

urbanunfit:

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

Hey I do too

戶凵匚尺 廾巨尺 尺丨厶卄丁 丨几
丅卄巨 尸凵丂丂丫

it took me about 30 seconds then it was perfect

11:12 pm

team-bara-admin:

sodabicycle:

guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

Omg I’m crying.

THE SKULL ANAL THO IM CRYING

10:07 am
ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.

ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.

10:01 am

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

nz.